November 17, 2007
Disneyland… the final resting place? 0
Forget getting yourself sprinkled in the sea after your death. What about getting sprinkled over your favourite attraction at Disneyland!?
The L.A. Times recently reported a women sprinkling ashes/human remain while riding the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Quick, insert all sorts of “Dead Man Tell No Tale” jokes here right now!
All I can say is, you must really have liked the song “A Pirate Life for Me” if you want to listen to it for eternity. Nevertheless, I guess it’s still better than “It’s A Small World” for the rest of your afterlife, yikes.
Interestingly enough, according to MiceAge.com, the most prominent site to be “sprinkled” on is the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland, so much for “999 ghosts, and there’s always room for one more”! Apparently it’s so prominent that they have a code for the custodial — yup, the “HEPA Procedure”, and I thought saying “Protein Spill” was bad enough already.
I just feel bad for all the people that attempted to make a Disney attraction their permanent resting place. Because most likely, your uncle ended up in a HEPA vacuumed, and probably ended up with the rest of the park trashes… not a good way to go, if you ask me!
